I want to find a social hot topic that reflects people's livelihood on the New Year's Day Party in the form of humorous forms of sketches. Suitable for irony and causing reflection.

The script of the comic "office party"
everyone, this is our sponsors' evening, the monopoly manager of the donkey. Welcome

knows that everyone is very happy. I heard that the party has no money!

1, we are a small stage, lack of funds

2, the series I sponsored, just said some donkeys

1, ah Intersection No, no, no, do we need donkeys

2 Light money?

2, 1, do you need a donkey? What is the butt?

No, no, no, manager, we put the donkey a place in advance, and I put the first report of our party's overall idea.

Oh, also reported, you are the director column, how can you report to me? You're right.

1, our party, a fashion show, the name of the fashion capital,

2, hey, what's going on? Paquan donkey, I can exchanges

This still holding donkeys, ah, oh, our party's theme song, ready to invite Mao Amin concert,

What did the upper electric pole do in the short term? Then sink.

1, tonight, you also preside over Comrade Zhao Zhongxiang from Beijing. The materials you add to it will not be called changing this

2 2? You sink

1, ah ah, except for Niu Qun Feng Gong showing fashion

The bad boy old kicking his ass? Then exchange

1, "For a long time, I said, did you hear it?

2, after you listen to you?

1, this night called fashion spring, the people's living standards-

2, director, director, I am a layman, fashion jokes me, I think this night, I do n’t move any spring, What summer, autumn, winter, too vulgar br /> 1, Ai, reasonable

2, you cannot fail to be called fashion spring

1, according to your meaning? R n
2, it is better called donkey night, ah, his name loud columns

1, no, no, no, this is not possible, it cannot be changed Name

I initiated the column, 1, the sponsor does not work

2, I give you money list, can you not mention the donkey? n
1, giving money not

2, isn't it?

1, definitely not
> 2, what to discuss?
n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n R n 1, hey, I'm sorry

2, I can compare, column

1, ah?

2, Secretary Liu /> Hey

class 2, chariot! Donkey car is here,

1, why?

2, the sea is to participate in the sea, At a certain moment

me, oh, no, no, no, you listen to me, you listen to me, you listen to me, although the name has not changed, but I can become yours Responsibility, how about making advertisements?

2, ads? Br /> 1, ah! A very beautiful lipstick,
n 2, lipstick? n
1, lipstick

what is the relationship between lipstick and donkey

In slogan to your company's content br /> 2, how do you say? r? n
1, wow! Donkey card is now true four donkeys, extraordinary, rubbing red with donkey cards, you can make you wrong

Oh, it's great!

1, okay?

2, now!

1, is it over? What are the specific schemes that sponsor the column?

1, program

2, it's okay, you talk, I listen to
r r
1, let's talk about the theme song of Mao Amin first, very beautiful music, Mao Amin wears a white killing group, from the driving method deep in the stage

2, Mao Amin is in music, ride a donkey from the depths of the stage, To our

1, right?

2, ah!

1, Mao Amin rode a donkey!

Her beauty

1, oh, I think, ah, oh, Mao Amin wears a flower with a flower with a flower, riding a donkey,

1, bad, Mao Amin changed the ore stealing

2, interesting ore pillar

1, Mao Amin, ah, holding a microphone, 2, holding the microphone

1, Give the audience

2, Mao Amin holds the microphone

1 Life life The previous string

For the audience, I can go, it feels that the forward line is not long

R n 1, right?

2, this reasonable column,

1, this is absolutely not

2, isn't it?

1, sorry

I I will give the money to column

Chariot,

1, no, no, no, I tell you, the manager of the manager, although Mao Amin cannot pour the mule, but my idea can be poured into a big living person. How about it? "

2, I can't!

1, not someone else, but the general manager of your company

R n 1 TV, the general manager of the TV output and small -character donkey monopoly company

2, parentheses, equivalent to the sub -section level, um, so our general manager, give you a report

1, no

2, quantitative report 1, one sentence can not be said, if your general manager tells Xiao Jiao, riddles, know not?
n 2 2 2 Guess!

1, better

2, oh, the general manager of men's stomach, one day of this mystery, I thought about it for three days
n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n In the place where R n, no you may want to talk about

2 2 is also difficult to guess

1, what riddles, let's listen to

2 2 of 2 2 The distance, like a donkey, looks like a donkey, a donkey, a donkey, cannot ride 1, is this?

2, donkey! How about?

1, this mystery , Really, what kind of thing?

2, OK! Sponsorship, what program?

1, the evening of Zhao Zhongxiang

2, Zhao Zhongxiang!

1, wearing a straight suit hand -holding microphone to the audience,

2, oh, Zhao Zhongxiang also took the microphone to the audience

1, say

. Go to the future, feel that the line is not long enough, pour down, pour the donkey backwards,

No, no, no, Zhao Zhongxiang wireless microphone

2 2, which group of children

The children in line

2, it is not too out of

1, I will tell you, Zhao Zhongxiang's improvisation magic performance-a big change living person, inviting comedian Zhao Zhao Benshan to voice

2, Zhao Benshan?

1, put a box on the stage to let Zhao Diamond go, Zhao Zhongxiang's change! Open the box and see, Zhao Benshan walked

Imagine a donkey,

1, Right?

2, oops, a big change, live donkey, ah,

, greatly changed the living donkey ,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,

2, Secretary Liu, suit!

1, no, no, no, donkey, big change of live donkey n
2, hey, you said, I have a bit of donkey's temper

1, the donkey u003C/ 2, what performance do you say?

1, The following is the program, cattle group, Feng Gong's performance cross talk, wearing national clothing

2, holding the microphone, to the audience

Hey,
n 2 Go Go forward, think line The road is not long enough, fall down

1 stops

2 2, and there is no back 100 million

1, the right 2 of the donkey, he said he said , Pour the rate

1, is this what you said?

2, who poured a donkey?

1, are you?

2, pour two donkeys, two, pour

1, absolutely not, the form of comics, the microphone is motionless

1, u003C/

2> 2, otherwise, this comic is dry, but the comedy ranks,

1, is

2, yes The form is too, and the status of the comics mentioned can say that you can not change the form

1, how to change?

2, you said, standing there here, donkey

News: Reform has emerged with new weather, Niuhe new partners,

1, do I dare to applaud who I see? This is a non -asked, you two ride his donkey, he never thinks about it, he can't, this is art, do you know?

Secretariat, chariot! We do n’t tell you nonsense

1, I tell you, although the cattle group Feng Gong talked about cross talk, his content sentences have no

like a donkey

2, look at the script, wait and see! How about it?

2, and the donkey

The donkey donkeys are less than the price, the shoe model Zhang Guo Lao kills the donkey, the person who led me to pull the donkey must

2, is the name of the donkey in this comic?

1, oh, me, ah, all my ideas, hey, Qianzhuo's poor skills

2, good name, good name, planning?

1, the following is a program, and 60 children, wearing 60 children's clothing

2, control 60 microphone,

1,, Yes,

2, pour 60 donkeys

1, oh!

2, oh, this donkey gets so much

Manager

2, what is it?

1, you go to me to the donkey array, no? This is the first time I have been engaged in the party. I beg you. After you don't want the audience, I call the donkey guide alone! Manager, this program, in any case, cannot combine the donkey, ahahahaha!

2, don't cry and laugh?

1, I beg you,

3, director, I said, this is our contact time for a long time, I think this is honest, you can cross. Come on, if you hit it, we can't say whether our sponsors are unreasonable, disrespect art, not adding donkeys, or even a donkey word. If you mention a donkey, director, I am sorry for you
n
1, oh, I want to thank you

2, is the last show? How to recruit?

1,60 children,

2,60 children

1, run to the audience

1 to the audience , Turn around

2 Turn around

The oasis on the sky will not change, so I have a small request,

1 ,you said!
60 children turned to the audience, not everyone in the first time, clip a small tail!

First introduce a series of "lies".
"Lie" -Bigbang. Jade Zhuxian. Jin Xiaoyan. T-ara. Buzz. Sonia (Lie is really a popular song.)

"Everyone is everywhere", "I, I am yours" (the song listens to a good mental state and speaks) " Super Star " -Jewelry" DIVA "AH" -The after school

"Lie" -gavy NJ (It seems that it is also called deceiving.)
n Nursing "Fire" -2ne1 "melody" tony an /> "Sorry" -sj

Second-Sun Danfei

DISCO-Umco

"In the same fantasy table-H-Eugene (skill. En OFWG),

" " Crazy " -MC Dream

" one "" fans "," love love " -? Epipgen

"Give you" -The can't touch (skill. Song Zhi 蒽)

Don't call "love is so simple" -I don't care, family "see love" -? u003C/Tai Ren's "second love "-? Sugar "Chef Hannah Banana Girl
" tired " -Pei Shiqi]" Missing you "-FEAT.JOO)

" TPL R n
The most recommended "Lies" series, "My husband, I am yours" -Newest jewelry (I just heard this song so big in the short term, I really hear too much too much. , Even it sounds good, but for me, I can't express it a little)

R n A year later -Bigbang

Farmers and developers or governments do their best for the people, and people have nowhere to complain! Title farmers' arable land is used for commercial purposes and requisitioned by the government. Received one -time compensation, but did not live enough 10 years. The government does not make the people for the people, and people have nowhere to complain! Development ideas. CCTV Spring Festival Gala is, and the relevant units should be similar.